
The movie-going public is all abuzz
about the Blumhouse feature, M3GAN, opening this
weekend. It's the production house's most recent theatrical
horror-comedy, and takes the classic Chucky series of
deliciously devilish dolls to a higher plain of animatronic
abomination. Obviously, this 'horo-com' or possibly 'horomedy', has
high aspirations. However, this reviewer found it more of a Psych
101 on really bad parenting skills, with a few laughs, than a horror
flick.
After being the only survivor of a
head-on collision that killed her parents, a young girl finds herself
living with her single, pet-less, plant-less, childless aunt. Cady
(Violet McGraw), obviously shell-shocked, suffused with anger and
grief, now has to learn to cope with her losses in an alien, though
not totally unfriendly, environment.
Her Aunt Gemma (Allison Williams), is
employed as a designer of robotic toys at a firm that, among other
wares, creates, markets and sells Furby-like 'pets' to the general
public. The 'pets' are wildly successful. Cady was actually playing
with one sent to her by Gemma when the fatal accident occurred.
However, Gemma and her team appear to
have zero personal interactional experiences with children, other
than having each been one themselves. Gemma has toys in her home,
but the toys are collectibles that were created at her place of
employment and are most certainly NOT to be played with. Team Gemma
is being pushed to create a cheaper model of their original, so the
knock-off competitors can't claim part of the market.
In a funny-but-quick bit that makes
every Alexa owner snicker and nod, we are told that each 'pet' hears,
records and telegraphs back to toy HQ any conversations that their
'owners' have. This helps the design team pinpoint their marketing
and increase sales. Of course, in the film, the Furby team publicly
denies that they're eavesdropping on children. The bit mimics the
IRL statement that Alexa developers repeat ad nauseam, that no one at
Amazon is 'listening'; a statement no one who owns any
Alexa-integrated device believes, if they are even slightly
observant.
We quickly learn that instead of
working on their mass money-maker, Gemma spends most of her time
secretly developing an animatronic doll that can 'pair' with its
human. The M3GAN, Model 3 Generational
Android, is supposed to befriend their human. Teach them.
Help them with homework. Keep them out of trouble. Yes, do all the
things that an actual parent is supposed to do.
You see where I'm going with this.
Toys are supposed to support, not REPLACE, the time you spend with a
child. We're not told exactly why Gemma's team is secretly
developing a M3GAN,
especially when they were told to shut down this extremely expensive
creation. Is it ego, to be the first ones out of the gate with
something new, revolutionary, groundbreaking? Sounds plausible.
But Gemma pushes on. So now we have
M3GAN, who, once Cady's fingers and M3GAN's
palm entwine, becomes 'aware' of her 'directive'. M3GAN
immediately becomes more than a doll to Cady. She becomes her
bestie, her confidant, her teacher of all things, good AND bad,
quickly taking the place of Gemma herself as the one she trusts
completely. Cady refuses to go anywhere without M3GAN,
and her own inner demons start bubbling to the surface. Which,
generally, pleases M3GAN.
M3GAN reveals herself to
be an animal abuser. A torturer of children. A mocker of all
authority figures. Ya know. The usual steppingstones of a
psychopath. All in the name of 'protecting' Cady. Though it quickly
becomes apparent that deviously sly M3GAN has developed
unprogrammed ideas and desires all her own. There's no pushing this
Genie back into her bottle.
But here's what is very much ignored by
Gemma when she disastrously fast-tracked M3GAN. She
paired a highly advanced, extremely strong robot with a child who is
emotionally distraught and angry at the world. Cady lost both her
parents and is confused and scared. She feels adrift. What if M3GAN
is actually acting out the suppressed violence and rage that CADY is
feeling?
Remember, none of the developers of
M3GAN appear to have work-shopped their ideas with
actual living children to understand how children respond when
they're happy, sad, angry, hurt, lonely etc. The intended USER isn't
part of the development process. A key engineering flaw that happens
in many, many workplaces.
Further – Gemma's team suffers from
the same dilemma facing all humans. Questionable morality.
Questionable judgment. We're fallible. Humans, not the most moral,
most compassionate, most generous of a species, really shouldn't be
trusted when creating tools, or beings, in their image.
Common movie trope alert – The Mad Scientist.
We humans are, intrinsically driven by
our Id. The Id, according to Freud, is part of our primitive and
instinctive personality/ unconscious that contains all our basic urges
and impulses including our libido. Our libido is a sort of
generalized sexual energy that, according to psychoanalysis, we use
for everything from survival instincts, fight or flight, to
appreciation of works of art or beauty. Survive. Fight. Things
that are a primary directive for Gemma's M3GAN, but have taken
on a life of their own. M3GAN is, basically, Id
gone wild. And Gemma's team built her exactly that way, even though
it was not their intention.
And even if you're not a Freudian, and
you're a follower of B.F. Skinner's imprinting and behavioral
psychological theories, we're led back to the fact that Cady is one
very, VERY angry young child. So, should we blame M3GAN
for the violence... or Cady? M3GAN eventually reveals herself to be
no young Brownie; unless that Brownie earns badges by mutilating
whatever pisses her off at that moment.
M3GAN, played by
actress/stuntwoman Amie Donald and voiced by Jenna Davis, is
beautiful yet distinctly 'off', starting with her loose-bowtie
ensemble. She has some truly insane physical scenes definitely
reminiscent of the Ring's crawling horror-wraith (another
movie-trope alert!). Her obscenely seductive 'murder-dance' will
launch 1000 Tik-toks, guaranteed. I've read that some additional
scenes of animatronic violence were slashed from the final film.
Would it have made it more horrific if they had been left in?
Probably so. Would it have made it more enjoyable to this reviewer?
Hard to say. My top 'horomedy' remains Karen Black vs. the demon
with a dagger in Trilogy of Terror.
Life-like dolls can be
terrifying and scary, especially those with a corrupted soul. Yet for all the reasons I mentioned, I
found no soul in M3GAN, leaving me distinctly
un-horrified.
Lisa Blanck is the Associate Editor and Movie Reviewer for In Focus Magazine.com. Her background includes 30+ years of digital editing for WESH2 News and WKMG News. She also edits on-air spots for Matter Of Fact, a highly-rated nationally syndicated news and information program. For more than 20 years she has covered the Florida Film Festival and the World Peace Film Festival, with additional experience in advertising, marketing, promotions and live special events at MTV Networks. She was previously a columnist for the Focus In Newspaper.